Who wants a 5'2" Dildo?

Ebay recently pulled this penis sculpture auction from their marketplace. It took the sculptor, Jo Mann (yes, her name is like a punchline to a bad joke....) about four months to sculpt this King Kong-ish dong..... complete with garden hose and vacuum hose pieces for veins. Oh, and did I mention that it comes with a ginormous condom? Yeeeaah.

Ebay discovered this and pulled it after only being posted for 12 hours, which means:
a) Their site censorship management filters/ scripting really sucks
b) Ebay staff was also very curious to see how much the 5'2" penis would sell for
c) Someone on staff (with a Napoleon complex) got bitter.
d) All of the above

I suggest for Ebay to accept the fact that people aren't really sensitive to this kind of shit... I would have been pissed if the Make Your Own Dildo Kit or the XTRA sa-leezy lingerie that I bid on last week was pulled off the Ebay shelves! Selfish bastards....