In Atlanta, GA, an owner of a car dealership has been arrested, accused of shooting and killing two employees because they kept asking for raises. All three were from Lithuania. Moral of the story: Don't give Lithuanians guns... or jobs, because they will try to suck you dry of your money, then shoot you. Story here.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Don't give guns to Lithuanians.
Sex or Secs? Barbarella has 70's sex - again.
Jane Fonda is planning to make an erotic film - to prove couples can lead a fulfilling sex life in their seventies. Funny, I just watched Barbarella. Saggy asses and saggy breasts sounds more like a good horror film. Maybe they should call it 70 Years Later. Hire me Hollywood.
Do the Jane Fonda.
I Did Do It.
"A Federal bankruptcy judge Monday awarded the rights to O.J. Simpson's canceled "If I Did It" book to murder victim Ronald Goldman's family, who say they want to release the book to portray Simpson as a murderer and wife beater."
Dumb. Is what I think. But deep deep down, I did want this book to get published. Read the story.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Wax on, Wacks off
Today in Dublin, Ireland...
Someone stole Hitler's Clothes, some Teletubbies, Bob the Builder and more. Drunk Irish asses.
Read the full story here.
Bald Brit made me Nostalgic :)
remember: she rips up a photo of the pope and says "fight the real enemy"
Nice face/life Brittney
Lay off the narcotics and the cheetos you whore. I guess this was 5 days before she went all Sinead O'Connor on us. Bald Brit is here.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Butt sex is alive and well in prison
Whoopi is one sexy prison bitch! Is it wrong I am massaging my taint right now?
Friday, July 27, 2007
realism loves sex dolls, except for anime pervs
RealDoll
Where are the cleaning instruction on this site?
Boys on Wheels
Since I always feel like vomiting when I laugh, this sat very well for me. (and not to mention if you already know you are going to hell, you could allow yourself to enjoy this).
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