Face Down, Ass Up and Gimme All Your Money

I've heard of people being scared of sex toys, but this is stupid.

Man up Fuck a Manta

If you love kinky oral sex you'll just love this article about fisherman. I love this quote "Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point,"

Bukkake!

Pronounced Boo-ka-ke. For those of you who don't know what Bukkake is, educate yourself, for you may be missing out on some kinky freak shit.

Fiona Apple sucks at shadow boxing

When in doubt... flick the beans

What country would it be the worst for condoms to be defective?
If Africa came to mind you'll love this little tail of corruption...

Bangkok hopes Hello Kitty can shame errant cops

Even as a 20-something girl, I consider Hello Kitty one of my guilty pleasures. Can't imagine how guys with a Napoleonic complex feel.

Gimps Gone Wild... Shall I say More

You can become a model!!! Here is your competition.

Blondes are Alive and Well

Ms. South Carolina is an absolute blonde genius. Or not.

I can't understand his English and I can't understand why I watched the entire thing.

What a Slinky.

Puppet Porn... well Muppet

TMZ has the scoop.

The domino effect; minus the dominoes

awesome dorkyness

Nessun Dorma

Wow - is all I can say. It's opera; just in case you uncultured ones didn't know.

Vick becomes a chew toy

The dogs are fighting back again. These are the details on this clever dog toy.

Beat-It-Up Fridays

I'm all for boosting employee morale.

I wouldn't say shit if it was Yogi, Smokey or Fozzie...

That's a bear dude, not a dog. And that's a 4-wheeler with a basket in the front, not a car. How many domesticated bears do you know? -Yeah, that's what I thought. He stays close, sleeps in your house and hangs on because he wants to eat you, stupid fuck. Read about how retarded this is.

Storm Trooper rides the LightSaber

Watch video here. Buy the attire on ebay.

dafont.com loves pussy

Wangs too! Click here to check out more.

Scary Vampire Shit

My most fave hobo ever.

Yes... Yes. Yes...

This is a shitty job.

Great example of American advertising, though you will never see this on TV. What a shame - censoring great minds....

Finally! Kells' Trial Date Set

Lawyers will argue that he "was computer generated" in the sex tapes. Nah ah. ...Unless it was this guy above that came to life, like in the movie mannequins. I highly doubt that though because the R. Kelly above has no penis, and therefore cannot allegedly pee in his allegedly videotaped sex acts on an alleged underage girl. Trial info here.

Not-So-Lucky Seven

Poor little freakshow. This little lamb chop was born with seven legs. No word as to whether any of the legs will find their way onto a dinner plate.

With Age Comes Wisdom. And Vibrators.

Nice choice of gear 'ol gal...
...not so sure about that cone though, why is the base that wide???
Sue Johanson can stay.

He's got his 'do-rag... and that's about it.

This man has been up to some gangsta shit, he probably can't lean his seat really far back, to achieve a "gangsta lean", but he's got the title of most notorious driver in Pasco County, Florida. Read here about the no armed/half legged NASCAR fan. I have no proof this man actually loves NASCAR but I would bet my left nut.

If you want a BJ, some Greek or just wanna laugh at whores...

Craig's List is out of control!!! To see all the hookers, slap your flacid penis against your mouse when the arrow is over the words smelly skank ho.

Dirty braid Pigeons, Medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons - All Hollywood Pigeons

Apparently, everything can get contraceptives in Hollywood.
Introducing birth control for pigeons. Real Pigeons, not broke, gold-digging, toes-over-the-shoe pigeons; although they should be kept from breeding as well.

Fuck Swing Goes Postal

Getting Kinky=Ass Paper Cut... Get some more here.

"The View" has no peripheral vision

This short sight seems to have "The View" being sat on by fat left-wing hollywood dumb fucks. What kind of moronic decision is it to replace Rosie O'Donnell with Whoppi Goldberg WTF. Read what CNN says here.

Hairy Chinese Rocker to Rock the Olympic Torch?

How do we tell him NO? Since he's lost 30% of his hearing due to his "unique hair condition". Maybe he'll have better luck working with the Guiness Book... just my guess.
Chinese singer Yu Zhenhuan says he wants to be part of the torch relay for next year's Beijing Summer Olympic Games... I wouldn't recommend wearing hairspray for that event.

Michael Vick has dogs fighting back

A dog has shot his owner in the back. Read more here.
And to read about the gangsta asshole that has caused this "Revolt of the Canines" click here.