I am tired of these Mothafuckin' Snakes on these mothafuckin' planes!

Oh jesus. The one thing that I hate more than Mormons knocking on my door is the vivid picture of Samuel L. Jackson talking about mothafucking snakes on a god damn plane. this happens every time I hear "snake" and "plane" in one sentence or in sentences too close to one another. In the instance shown above, there was, in fact, a fucking gray Rat Snake in the cockpit of a damn plane, riding shotgun. The pilot noticed when it started licking his arm.... whoa! wait a minute... this baffles me.... it's not a cat, so I doubt it was "licking" you, Mr. genius pilot. Read the full story here.