Bush's $50,000,000,000 bill to protect the US -

I don't even think Zombies would chase after Americans. They would probably hate us too... or become allergic -- I don't know but that hate would keep us alive. Good thing? Bad thing? I don't know!

I am Not a Religious Man but...

God HELP us ALL! Labia envy anyone? Airport Security problems? My vagina is crying I gotta go :(

Conan + Glow Sticks = Rave-arian

Oh lordy! God, this is the best...

Ask yourself: Can he change your life?

Fuck! I can't lie... I like the song. Damnit.

Shake that Foreign Grandpa Ass

Not sure about the shoes yet, but the ad gave me a boner.

Global Warming is Fucking up Animals' Fucking

The birds and the bees have gone haywire! - According to Brits... meh.

Ninja Bear Escapes Near Death

Battle Peep!

Linda made it with love.
I can't wait to see what she does with pumpkins this Halloween.

Bock, Bock, Bock CHICKEN!

PETA rules, well not really... but fuck KFC

Gook Luck Chuck!

Damn these bitches!

I'd fuck myself too if I was into muscular lil' beans

I hope this is real, cause god knows I've put on woman's undergarments more than once in my day. My mom's are the BEST. Here a couple links to fill you in--- ONE--- TWO
Click on picture if you wanna see up close ;)

WTMFucker gave me a heartattack.

And I haven't smoked crack in like I week...ummmm I think... yeah thats about right. BOO!