Face Down, Ass Up and Gimme All Your Money

I've heard of people being scared of sex toys, but this is stupid.

Man up Fuck a Manta

If you love kinky oral sex you'll just love this article about fisherman. I love this quote "Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point,"

Bukkake!

Pronounced Boo-ka-ke. For those of you who don't know what Bukkake is, educate yourself, for you may be missing out on some kinky freak shit.

Fiona Apple sucks at shadow boxing

When in doubt... flick the beans

What country would it be the worst for condoms to be defective?
If Africa came to mind you'll love this little tail of corruption...

Bangkok hopes Hello Kitty can shame errant cops

Even as a 20-something girl, I consider Hello Kitty one of my guilty pleasures. Can't imagine how guys with a Napoleonic complex feel.

Gimps Gone Wild... Shall I say More

You can become a model!!! Here is your competition.

Blondes are Alive and Well

Ms. South Carolina is an absolute blonde genius. Or not.

I can't understand his English and I can't understand why I watched the entire thing.

What a Slinky.

Puppet Porn... well Muppet

TMZ has the scoop.

The domino effect; minus the dominoes

awesome dorkyness

Nessun Dorma

Wow - is all I can say. It's opera; just in case you uncultured ones didn't know.