LOL M.I.A.

Hey kids don't don't trust strangers.

ps. go here and buy something NOW! OR ELSE! Preferably something colorful or pirate related? *snicker* Thanks.

BALLS

Mickey Dick!

Middle America is so Scary

This is real, real fucking disturbing. High school senoir prom photos never looked so sad.

GILF?

This is not an Endorsement. Yet Mccain's wife is hot for an old lady and I am loving this race not to mention the sexy hooker News Anchors.

Awesome.

Bush's $50,000,000,000 bill to protect the US -

I don't even think Zombies would chase after Americans. They would probably hate us too... or become allergic -- I don't know but that hate would keep us alive. Good thing? Bad thing? I don't know!

I am Not a Religious Man but...

God HELP us ALL! Labia envy anyone? Airport Security problems? My vagina is crying I gotta go :(

Conan + Glow Sticks = Rave-arian

Oh lordy! God, this is the best...

Ask yourself: Can he change your life?

Fuck! I can't lie... I like the song. Damnit.

Shake that Foreign Grandpa Ass

Not sure about the shoes yet, but the ad gave me a boner.

Global Warming is Fucking up Animals' Fucking

The birds and the bees have gone haywire! - According to Brits... meh.